readmyback: (huh?)
Hey there, boyo.

...You again! [Sound of stomping footsteps.]

Hey hey hey! We're gonna leave you alone for a bit!

[Footsteps stop.] ...Really.

Yup. You're gonna get someone coming to you for lovin' soon, so our job's gonna do itself.

Who? What did you do!?

Nothing. But if you don't get it on the moment they show up, the next time we show up, you'll regret it. Well, be seeing you!

[Sound of a door closing.]

...What the hell was that!?

[Audio]

Feb. 13th, 2011 04:27 pm
readmyback: (big grin)
Ladies, I know not all of you have a man in your life right now. It wouldn't be right for anyone to feel lonely tomorrow, so if any of you wanna spend time with someone on such a special day, I'd be happy to accompany you somewhere. Just gimme a call.

[Audio]

Dec. 19th, 2010 07:53 pm
readmyback: (pissed)
-alling someone, huh? Gonna get some?

Can someone tell me why the hell there's a talkin' plant in my apartment!?

To get you to make a move on someone buddy! Look at all the chicks running around here! Just grab one and find a bed! It's time for you to become a man!

There's no way in hell I'm gonna do anythin' like that to a woman!

A man then? Top or bottom?

[Sputtering] I don't swing that way ya fuckin' weed! Get outta here!

So that leaves chicks then. You're a healthy young man. I know you wanna get laid.

[Stomping footsteps]

Ooo, nice weapon you got there. But you need practice with your other one. Rosie Palms ain't-twack!

[Connection ends]
readmyback: (pissed)
[Sound of a shower running]

FUCK!

Sadamitsu?

Aniki!?

[Sound of someone running and a door unlatching]

Don't come in!
readmyback: (pissed)
[This is the sound of Sadamitsu's face hitting a door he was able to walk through a minute ago.]

Ow! Dammit!

[Audio]

Oct. 24th, 2010 09:29 am
readmyback: (gah!)
What the hell's going on!? I can't touch anything!

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